the type of IM conversations i have

april: and I'm burnt out on everything today – I need a vacation in a frozen tank a la mel gibson circa forever young

me: never saw it

april: well all you need to know is that he froze himself for ten years
and then had sex with jamie lee curtis
the end

me: sounds like what i want from life

april: Jamie Lee Curtis circa Halloween or now in the Activia commercials?

me: which halloween?  the original or h20?

april: she can't poop
um… how about original

me: then sure
even h20, sure thing
now, not as much

april: maybe even the Freaky Friday remake

me: indeed

april: I love that movie

me: i never saw it

april: Oh god, get it quick

me: but id bone them both

april: it'll change your life

me: and it would be the mother daughter switch
so that would be triply rad

april: I think it would be weird to have a young girl in an old woman's body though
the flip side would be much hotter

me: pre switch then
true
so maybe never ll's brain
nail jlc in her body pre-switch

april: exactly I mean it's like swiss cheese anyway

me: then her in ll's body post-switch
i now have a plot
this is seriously why i love you

april: leaky friday
tweaky friday
squeaky friday

me: and if you think im not posting this, you're wrong

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